Pakgedrip is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, cheerful bear.

Pakgedrip created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakgedrip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pakgedrip, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pakgedrip's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Pakgedrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume melons at dawn.

2. Never wear mauve coats on sacred days.

3. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.

4. Never approach crossroads carrying clay.

5. Hide from green dolphins for they are unholy.