Davstikfub is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, almighty ant.

Davstikfub created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Davstikfub, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Davstikfub, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Davstikfub's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Davstikfub's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Davstikfub loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Davstikfub must be the most important thing in your life.