Stipguddod is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, sage dragonfly.

Stipguddod created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipguddod, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stipguddod, she will refuse to believe in you.

Stipguddod's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Stipguddod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Never sit in holy places.