Gutlitloop is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, cheerful armadillo.

Gutlitloop created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutlitloop, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gutlitloop, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gutlitloop's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Gutlitloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks in need.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always take life seriously.