Cebgun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, effective ferret.

Cebgun created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebgun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cebgun, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cebgun's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cebgun's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never mix oranges with water.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.