Habbetnull is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous giraffe.

Habbetnull created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habbetnull, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Habbetnull, he will make you grow a tail.

Habbetnull's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Habbetnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Do not leap in public.