Honmotdob is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise wyrm.

Honmotdob created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Honmotdob, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Honmotdob, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Honmotdob's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Honmotdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat grapes.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near porpoises while wearing red dresses and balancing five titanium spheres on your feet.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed peanuts to turtles while wearing magenta kilts.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Honmotdob.