Godrotcap is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, omniscient mink.

Godrotcap created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Godrotcap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Godrotcap, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Godrotcap's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Godrotcap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about porpoises.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never think about gravity near monkeys while wearing blue corsets and balancing three lead spheres on your head.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.