Cedfodsad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cedfodsad created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedfodsad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cedfodsad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cedfodsad's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cedfodsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not dye your hair white.