Mobwotsug is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, witty rhinoceros.

Mobwotsug created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Mobwotsug, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mobwotsug, he will come to you in dreams.

Mobwotsug's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Mobwotsug's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

4. Hide from purple swans for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near mice while wearing indigo kilts and balancing three tin spheres on your head.