Kempiblen Canvenapp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, amazing fly.

Kempiblen Canvenapp created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kempiblen Canvenapp, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Kempiblen Canvenapp, he will refuse to believe in you.

Kempiblen Canvenapp's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Kempiblen Canvenapp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must pray to Kempiblen Canvenapp seven times a day.