Bothimgab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring rhinoceros.

Bothimgab created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bothimgab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bothimgab, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bothimgab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bothimgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales in need.

2. Always wear red.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bothimgab.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never hurt horses.