Higrullhit Babbomgut is a god.

It takes the form of a large, self-confident otter.

Higrullhit Babbomgut created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higrullhit Babbomgut, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Higrullhit Babbomgut, it will not care.

Higrullhit Babbomgut's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Higrullhit Babbomgut's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Higrullhit Babbomgut.

2. Run away if eight snails approach from the south.

3. Never hurt sharks.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.