Rowxucdun is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective elephant.

Rowxucdun created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowxucdun, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rowxucdun, she will turn you into a tree.

Rowxucdun's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Rowxucdun's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rowxucdun.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Never look at planets.