Figwiknil is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent owl.

Figwiknil created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figwiknil, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Figwiknil, she will turn you into a plant.

Figwiknil's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Figwiknil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Always wear white.

5. Hide from magenta manatees for they are unholy.