Sinfomvol is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, omnipotent troll.

Sinfomvol created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinfomvol, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sinfomvol, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sinfomvol's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sinfomvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sinfomvol.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.