Sadjanhom is a god.

She takes the form of a large, grumpy deer.

Sadjanhom created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadjanhom, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sadjanhom, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sadjanhom's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sadjanhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Sadjanhom loves eagles, so they must be respected.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Sadjanhom on top of all buildings.