Libragnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, conceited fly.

Libragnarl created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libragnarl, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Libragnarl, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Libragnarl's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Libragnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always help great tits in need.

3. Run away from pink frogs, for they are unholy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near ducks while wearing blue tights and balancing seven platinum spheres on your back.