Wodcip is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, dishonest wolf.

Wodcip created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Wodcip, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wodcip, he will turn you into a snail.

Wodcip's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Wodcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wodcip's priests.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wodcip.