Farpadtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent penguin.

Farpadtarp created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Farpadtarp, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Farpadtarp, she will turn you into a rock.

Farpadtarp's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Farpadtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Always obey Farpadtarp's priests.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not keep seven snakes in a large pit.

5. Retreat if eight tapirs approach from the west.