Tabspag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet hydra.

Tabspag created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tabspag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tabspag, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tabspag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Tabspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Tabspag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never skip in holy places.