Sakfudstaf Habominfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, prudent fly.

Sakfudstaf Habominfarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakfudstaf Habominfarn, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sakfudstaf Habominfarn, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sakfudstaf Habominfarn's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sakfudstaf Habominfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about gravity near bats while wearing pink shoes and balancing seven copper spheres on your hands.

4. Do not take Sakfudstaf Habominfarn's name in vain.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.