Kinkarsogstanbeddag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered fairy.

Kinkarsogstanbeddag created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinkarsogstanbeddag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kinkarsogstanbeddag, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kinkarsogstanbeddag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Kinkarsogstanbeddag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Put Kinkarsogstanbeddag first in all things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.