Fedranlatlit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless narwhal.

Fedranlatlit created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedranlatlit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fedranlatlit, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fedranlatlit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fedranlatlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Retreat if six mice approach from the north.

5. Always obey Fedranlatlit's priests.