Fodbadquart is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise horse.

Fodbadquart created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodbadquart, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fodbadquart, he will turn you into a tree.

Fodbadquart's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fodbadquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow corsets.

2. You must love Fodbadquart.

3. Never remain bowed at midday.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.