Gendudart is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, happy walrus.

Gendudart created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gendudart, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gendudart, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gendudart's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Gendudart's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near tortoises while wearing orange trousers.