Pagloopfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited wombat.

Pagloopfoss created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagloopfoss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pagloopfoss, she will refuse to believe in you.

Pagloopfoss' most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Pagloopfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Retreat if four pigs approach from the north.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Never paint your back pink.

5. Worship no other gods but Pagloopfoss.