Nuttmadfag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sage meerkat.

Nuttmadfag created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttmadfag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nuttmadfag, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nuttmadfag's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nuttmadfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Always obey Nuttmadfag's priests.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Respect your elders.