Tigliglistlen is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying dove.

Tigliglistlen created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Tigliglistlen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tigliglistlen, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tigliglistlen's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tigliglistlen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Run away from red swans, for they are unholy.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Retreat if six dolphins approach from the west.