Applagnur Gesslakbat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, fussy lobster.

Applagnur Gesslakbat created viruses eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Applagnur Gesslakbat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Applagnur Gesslakbat, it will come to you in dreams.

Applagnur Gesslakbat's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Applagnur Gesslakbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six turtles in a large pit.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Do not hurt horses.

4. Always help ants in need.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.