Inggatsis is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind snake.

Inggatsis created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Inggatsis, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Inggatsis, it will jump up and down on your head.

Inggatsis' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Inggatsis' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never feed lemons to moths while wearing yellow jumpers.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. You must love Inggatsis.

5. Inggatsis loves hamsters, so they must be respected.