Vidbampig Pakbidlistflaggigcibkin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, sage lobster.

Vidbampig Pakbidlistflaggigcibkin created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbampig Pakbidlistflaggigcibkin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidbampig Pakbidlistflaggigcibkin, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vidbampig Pakbidlistflaggigcibkin's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Vidbampig Pakbidlistflaggigcibkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Vidbampig Pakbidlistflaggigcibkin.