Manpadpit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing horse.

Manpadpit created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manpadpit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Manpadpit, he will destroy your home planet.

Manpadpit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Manpadpit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.