Giggamnil is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow cow.

Giggamnil created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Giggamnil, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Giggamnil, he will turn you into a goat.

Giggamnil's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Giggamnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Never laugh near dogs.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.