Tafruttveen is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, thoughtless bat.

Tafruttveen created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafruttveen, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tafruttveen, it will refuse to believe in you.

Tafruttveen's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tafruttveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about gravity near turtles while wearing brown dresses and balancing seven iron spheres on your chest.

5. Run away if three bats approach from the south.