Cidgatbot is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, dishonest fly.

Cidgatbot created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Cidgatbot, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cidgatbot, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cidgatbot's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cidgatbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never feed lots of nuts to sheep while wearing green boots.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never write about bacteria.