Bimyikmip is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody faun.

Bimyikmip created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimyikmip, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bimyikmip, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bimyikmip's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bimyikmip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan manatees for they are unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in black.