Tinlapzogdit is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic wyvern.

Tinlapzogdit created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Tinlapzogdit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tinlapzogdit, he will curse you with boils.

Tinlapzogdit's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tinlapzogdit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never look at comets.