Garxuckrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident hare.

Garxuckrutt created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garxuckrutt, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Garxuckrutt, it will not care.

Garxuckrutt's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Garxuckrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.