Hakpop is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, contented bee.

Hakpop created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hakpop, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hakpop, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hakpop's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hakpop's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not speak about tomatoes.

5. Do not kill otters.