Butlegjap Vegspagdog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise dugong.

Butlegjap Vegspagdog created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butlegjap Vegspagdog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Butlegjap Vegspagdog, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Butlegjap Vegspagdog's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Butlegjap Vegspagdog's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Never jump in the presence of seals.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Never think ill of sick dolphins.