Mansaghastap is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, staggering dugong.

Mansaghastap created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Mansaghastap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mansaghastap, she will turn you into a hamster.

Mansaghastap's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Mansaghastap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Do not wear white clothing.