Midtar is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, contented lobster.

Midtar created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midtar, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Midtar, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Midtar's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Midtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick otters.

2. Never talk about spacetime.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Retreat if five badgers approach from the east.

5. Worship no other gods but Midtar.