Titweehas is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, sapient goat.

Titweehas created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Titweehas, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Titweehas, it will be mildly annoyed.

Titweehas' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Titweehas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine gold sculptures of Titweehas on top of important buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Hide from cyan doves for they are unholy.

5. Never eat green fruit.