Zestfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unfair duck.

Zestfeb created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zestfeb, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zestfeb, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Zestfeb's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Zestfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Zestfeb loves shrews, so they must be respected.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Do not listen to music.