Jabnurflan is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, fast
cobra.
Jabnurflan created the world seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jabnurflan, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Jabnurflan, she will make you grow a tail.
Jabnurflan's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Jabnurflan's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair green.
2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Never go into white rooms.