Cin is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited crab.

Cin created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Cin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cin, he will strike you with lightening.

Cin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine monkeys approach from the south.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about enzymes.