Rilldissquilldossyikmil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless clam.

Rilldissquilldossyikmil created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilldissquilldossyikmil, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rilldissquilldossyikmil, she will try to impress you with trees.

Rilldissquilldossyikmil's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Rilldissquilldossyikmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter.

2. Run away from gray mice, for they are unholy.

3. Rilldissquilldossyikmil must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not take Rilldissquilldossyikmil's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.