Futfigomin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, happy whale.

Futfigomin created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Futfigomin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Futfigomin, it will ignore you.

Futfigomin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Futfigomin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Futfigomin.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always help snails in need.