Abhublensig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing aardvark.

Abhublensig created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abhublensig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Abhublensig, he will turn you into a frog.

Abhublensig's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Abhublensig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals in need.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Abhublensig loves gulls, so they must be honoured.