Migfigrulcapfumart is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, competent gnu.

Migfigrulcapfumart created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Migfigrulcapfumart, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Migfigrulcapfumart, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Migfigrulcapfumart's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Migfigrulcapfumart's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near swans while wearing turquoise shoes and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your hands.

3. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never wear hats.