Gunjinrul is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, charitable chicken.

Gunjinrul created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunjinrul, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gunjinrul, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gunjinrul's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gunjinrul's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Never approach mountains carrying bone.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.