Somnaryik is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful pigeon.

Somnaryik created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somnaryik, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Somnaryik, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Somnaryik's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Somnaryik's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.