Tikneltof Nullsaklidken Hakdagcum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unfair fox.

Tikneltof Nullsaklidken Hakdagcum created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikneltof Nullsaklidken Hakdagcum, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tikneltof Nullsaklidken Hakdagcum, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tikneltof Nullsaklidken Hakdagcum's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tikneltof Nullsaklidken Hakdagcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tikneltof Nullsaklidken Hakdagcum.

5. Do not hop in public.